Co-starring Preston Wamsley as Ronnie, Carol Androsky as the Vice-Principal, Breanna Stewart as Buffy, and Lauren Summer as Felicity

"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who moved to the suburbs. Now one of the pigs made his house out of stucco, and the other two pigs did the same 'cause nobody can be different in the suburbs. It's like the projects only they got grass." -Darryl