Quotes from Pilot

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"Remember our first place? God that place was small." -Yvonne
"Small? Girl, the welcome mat just send 'Wel.'" -Darryl

"Well, your father's a busy man son, but I'm sure your momma go you something nice - some bubble gum or some tube socks, or something." -Darryl
"Shhh... hey, you know I already got the boy a T-shirt with our pictures on it." -Yvonne
"Baby, you are too good to him." -Darryl

"Golf? You tryin' to get your ghetto pass revoked?" -Milsap

"My momma always said, if she can't use a comb, don't bring her home." -Darryl

"Well, I dunno Darryl, I think it's a little late for that, don't you? Besides, I already think of you as the N word... Neighbor." -Dave

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