Written by Matt Wickline & D.L. Hughley
Directed by Mark Cendrowski

Special appearance by Kathy Kinney as Mimi

Guest starring

Frances Bay as Mrs. Fitch
Taylor Negron as Chuck Ballard

Co-starring

Preston Wamsley as Ronnie
Ken Weiler as Mr. Filmore
Lizzie Murray as Mrs. Filmore
Michael Girardin as Officer Barnes
Don Dowe as officer #2
Pat Towne as security guy

"Mommy and daddy got your back, baby." -Yvonne

"I would home school my children right now if I didn't enjoy watchin' 'em get on that bus so much." -Sally

"Oh, you killed Bambi? You're a bad man, Dave." -Milsap

"All anybody needs is a sack of door-knobs in their trunk." -Milsap
"Now how does that make you feel safe?" -Dave
"You ever been hit by a door-knob? Multiply that by a sack." -Milsap

"You know guns don't know zip-codes." -Milsap

"Good lookin' out, Benson." -Mrs. Fitch

"Forty bucks! What's this for?" -Michael
"My peace of mind." -Darryl

"Look, I still don't know if guns are right or wrong, but I do know I don't want 'em in my house." -Darryl