Teleplay by Billy Van Zandt & Jane Milmore
Story by Matt Wickline
Directed by Matt Wickline

Co-starring

Ezra Buzzington as man
Tonya Banks as Tee Pee girl

Dancers

Timothy Anderson
Michelle Elkin
Jennifer Hamilton
Bermina Jackson
Mark Meismer
Kevin Whitaker
Tovaris Wilson

Yvonne: "Nothing fills your stomach like a meal unless you are that chick on Ally McBeal."

Darryl: "The only way you could be stupider is if you invented a stupid machine and set it on low."

Michael: "If I were Jewish, I'd say 'Oy.'"

Dave: "Fee, fi, fo, fum, I smell the blood of an African-American."

Dave: "My teeth are forty feet across, my tooth pick is Diana Ross."

Darryl: "What are you, a man or a mouse?"
Michael: "Put a piece of cheese on the floor and I'll show you."

Darryl: "Everything must be inflated up there, kinda like the airport gift shops."