Written by Myles Avery Mapp
Directed by Mark Cendrowski

Guest starring

Rick Worthy as Byrno
Gerry Becker as Mr. Bickel

Special appearance by Kyla Pratt as Kenyatha

Co-starring

Brad Wright as tall man
Lauren Summers as Felicity
Scot Zeller as clerk
Lawrence A. Mandley as Mr. Jones
Ann Walker as Gwen
Valerie D. Young as Joann

Sydney: "Michael, you know some totaly rad wrestling moves."
Darryl: "Rad? When did you start sounding like an episode of 7th Heaven? Not that I ever watch that show."
Sydney: "Daddy, you're such a dweeb."
Darryl: "Dweeb?! Baby, that is not how we insult people. You want to insult someday use a momma joke. Like, yo, your momma so big she got hit by a bus and turned around and yelled 'Stop throwin' them rocks!'"

Kenyatha's dad: "I understand, and I want you to know that as soon as I get that big promotion or hit the lotto, I'm going to sell out just like you did."

Yvonne: "Darryl, you're not giving our daughter soul lessons again, are you?"

Sydney: "You don't have to be in the hood to be of the hood."

Milsap: "Everybody knows every player needs a pair and a spare."

Darryl: "I've been working with a really bad definition of what black is because it absolutely does not mean being less than anybody."