Written by Billy Van Zandt and Jane Milmore, Directed by Steve Zuckerman

Guest starring Ellis E. Williams as Henry

Co-starring Preston Wamsley as Ronnie, Connor Matheus as Otto, Sean Marquette as Tommy

"Respect? Equal? Where you gettin' this stuff from? Aretha Franklin or Pokemon or something like that?" -Darryl

"And all this time I thought we were living in a democracy." -Michael
"Oh, this is a democracy son, but unfortunately for you, you're one of the Indians. Got it, Big Chief Little Boy?" -Darryl
"Well I say it's not fair." -Michael
"Hey, it's not all bad, Michael. Right now you feel ignored and disrespected, but if you just hang in there a couple hundred years, they'll let you open up your own casino." -Milsap

"Hey, Darryl, I'd spank the kid, but I'm too damn big. Burped him, once, nearly stopped his heart." -Dave

"Child psychologists? You know, if they were any good, they'd be workin' with adults." -Darryl

"I know, I know, before you even say it, it's gonna hurt you more than it hurts me." -Michael
"Well, not if I do it right." -Darryl

"They nothin' but a bunch of new-age, tree-huggin', whale watchin', tofu-suckin... well, that's all I got right now." -Darryl

"...and that's why each and every prison cell has its own drain." -Darryl

"Dad, I'm ten. I'm practically a man. Back in Africa, I'd have a hut and four wives already." -Michael