Teleplay by Stacy A. Littlejohn, Story by D.L. Hughley, Directed by Brian K. Roberts

Special appearance by Billy Dee Williams as Jerry Rose, Marla Gibbs as Hattie Mae

Guest starring Ellis E. Williams as Henry

Co-starring Rob Woods as host

Dave: "My old man gave me the talk one brisk Michigan morn. He points out at the woods and he says, 'Boy, you see that buck on top of that doe? Pull the trigger, you can get them both in one shot.'"

Mrs. Hughley: "In my day, that's how we did things. If you want to drive, you get a driver's license. If you want to park, you get a marriage license."

Dave: "So, uh, what kinds of questions is she asking?"
Milsap: "Y'know, all that stuff about the birds and the bees."
Sally: "And what did you tell her?"
Milsap: "Same thing my momma told me. Shut up!"

Jerry: "You're Darryl! My son. This is the best day of my life."

Sally: "Michael, who is your sister talking to?"
Michael: "Felicity. She's naughty. Sixty-five pounds of sweet sweet naughty."