Written by Eunetta T. Boone, Directed by Steve Zuckerman

Special appearance by Isaac Hayes as The Man

Special guest star Reginald Veljohnson as Reverend Bennett

Co-starring Barry Livingston as man #1

"God was a black man. You know how I know? 'Cause he had to work on a Saturday." -Darryl

"Don't you ever get tired of being you?" -Yvonne to Darryl

"I have walked through the valley of the shadow of death, which everyone knows is the intersection of Victory and Sepulveda boulevards." -Darryl

"A good emmissions system helps, but it isn't enough to get you into heaven." -The Man