Quotes from Miracle on 135th and Avalon

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Michael: "Dad, I think there's something wrong with this."
Darryl: "Oh, boy, that's 'cause you using that scotch tape."
Michael: "That's what mom uses."
Darryl: "What, are you studying to be a mommy?"
Michael: "That's cold, dad. So what do men use?"
Darryl: "Duct tape. It's opaque, it stick like glue, and daddy get it free at the office."

Sydney: "Santa is about as real as grandma's hair."

Darryl: "Could it be Santa?"
Otto: "But Santa doesn't come until midnight."
Darryl: "I know, but he comes to the West Coast early, just like Monday night football."

Dave: "They may not believe in Santa, but they damn sure believe in Isaac Newton."

Sally: "Oh my God. Darryl, you believe in Santa Claus!"
Darryl: "Shut up. And you give me my magic crayon back."

Dave: "I know how this one ends. I hear it's the white guy's fault."

Sydney: "You tell any of my friends about this and the whole world will know you're afraid of muppets."
Michael: "Just Grover."

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