Quotes from Seoul Brother Next Door

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Mr. Park: "Haven't you heard the news? L.A. doesn't have football. And neither do you."

Dave: "When you first moved in this neighborhood we thought you hated us."
Yvonne: "Yeah, but then they found out that the real problem was that you have no tact or social skills."

Joanie: "You know what they say, seventy-year-old Korean men with plastic hips can't jump."

Darryl: "If he brings meat, make sure he got it BY the pound, not FROM the pound."

Yvonne: "You said he ate dogs, then you made his casserole bark."

Darryl: "That is not how I meet my neighbors. I don't just come over. I wait till there's an earthquake and then I meet 'em at the curb in my underwear, the way God intended."

Darryl: "Getting to know somebody different is... well, it's work."
Mr. Park: "Mmm, you're right. We're not prejudiced, we're just lazy."
Darryl: "Yeah, and jerks."
Mr. Park: "And proud of it."

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