Quotes from She's a Brickhouse

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Mrs. Fitch: "I remember when they used to chase me like that."
Darryl: "I know, I've seen the cave paintings."

Darryl to Sydney: "Baby, be quiet. Daddy thinks you're smarter when you're quiet."

Milsap: "Two dollars an hour."
Michael: "Deal."
Sydney: "Idiot! We could have gotten more picking bananas in Costa Rica."

Darryl: "If something happens to Dave and Sally's marriage I'm gonna have to break in a whole new set of white folk."

Darryl: "She's a little too, let me think, blonde for me."

Sydney: "Ew, is there something dead in your laundry bag?"
Milsap: "Could be."
Sydney: "No wonder why you're still single."

Darryl: "I guess I'm just immune to white women. Something about them, they just don't fit they pants right. Not like you do, baby."
Yvonne: "Well, thank you, honey. And I mean that from the bottom of my pants."

Darryl: "I just like my women the way I like my toast: black and butter."

Milsap: "Those cold-blooded soap opera chicks just rile me up!"

Darryl: "I've lost my desire to go to Atlanta. I want to go to Aspen instead. Aw, what kind of brother am I?"

Darryl: "There are white women everywhere. What is this, Dawson's Creek?"
Sally: "Out of my way, Darryl. I am about to put Barbie on the move."

Sally: "Oh, I'm from Sausalito, and her face, I will beat-o, 'cause I float like a butterly and sting... like a mosquito."

Mrs. Fitch: "Ooh, cat fight. My money's on the sister."

Yvonne: "You smoked a cigar on the way home from work last night?"
Darryl: "No, no, that was my new cologne: Essence of Fidel."

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