Quotes from The Music Man
Mr. Ballard: "Mmm, a loading dock at a vending company. I'll be just like Marlon Brando in 'On the Waterfront,' only I'll be drinking Fresca."
Darryl: "Let me ask you something. What was the song that was playing when you first kissed your lovely wife?"
Bickel: "There wasn't any music. I didn't want to wake her."
Mr. Ballard: "Kids, let's sneak out the back and go to Baskin Robbins, okay. Run, quickly, like rodents."
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