Quotes from The Girl That I Married
Roger: "What have you told him so far?"
Darryl: "Oh, we were just covering, always let the lady know you DO have other options."
Roger: "So you haven't gotten to, 'But I AM listening?'"
Milsap: "No, we were gonna get to that right after, 'Tell me about your day.'"
Michael: "Should I be taking notes?"
Roger, Milsap & Darryl: "No!"
Sydney: "Mom! Dad's trying to teach Michael how to be a dog!"
Yvonne: "You're teaching our son how to be a player but treating our daughter like a six-year-old."
Milsap: "Yeah, 'cause only one of them can get pregnant!"
Michelle: "Hey, let's go stand in front of Foot Locker."
Michael: "Girl, don't threaten me with a good time!"
Yvonne: "You know what the best part of going to a college reunion is?"
Sally: "Sleeping with your teachers because you want to not because you need the grade."
Yvonne: "No. Seeing old friends."
Sally: "Oh, that's what I meant."
Yvonne: "You just gotta admit. It's no fun being on the other side of a double standard."
Darryl: "All right. You'd think after thirty-five years of being a black man I woulda knew that."
Darryl: "You know, I WILL tackle a woman!"
Yvonne: "Don't threaten me with a good time."
Yvonne: "...and that's when you say, 'I'm sorry honey, I got a headache.'"
Sally: "How far have you gotten? Did you tell her about crying to win an argument?"
Yvonne: "No, I was gonna get to that right after telling her that you should occassionally let a man open a jar, but you gotta remember to loosen it first so you don't humiliate him."
Sydney: "Should I be taking notes?"
Sally & Yvonne: "No!"
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