Quotes from Sap & the Star
"Run, Sap, before you find yourself in an oxygen bar discussing who gives the best colonics." -Dave
"Let me tell you, Whoopi loves her some us." -Darryl
"Well, you know, this is just our summer home." -Darryl
"Yeah, luckily L.A. only has the one season." -Milsap
"Come on, baby, you gotta get back at me. Don't you wanna curse me out? Slap me silly? Run for Senator of New York!" -Darryl to Yvonne
"I could sleep with a prostitute, show my wife the videotape, and still get off scott free by saying, 'At least I'm not Hughley.'" -Walter
"Oh, I just love my new white friends." -Darryl
"I know I messed up, and there's nothing I can do to make up for it, but that is not gonna stop me from trying." -Darryl
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