Quotes from Help a Brother Out
"He's always late and it's always because of the white man." -Yvonne
"Oh, white neighbors, I bet you paid extra for that." -Jojo
"Darryl, he is so your brother." -Sally
"Why do Dalmations have black spots?" -Jojo
"Because the white man wouldn't let him be all black." -Sydney
"That boy quit so many jobs they got a statue of him in front of the unemployment office." -Milsap
"I don't have a big enough shovel to handle two Hughleys in the same room." -Milsap
"A man's life is worth more than what he has. Listen, man, when people die, they put the date they were born, and the date they died on their tombstone. In between that, they put a dash. What do you want your dash to stand for, Jojo? What? 'The white man held me back?'" -Darryl
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