Quotes from His Park Is Worse Than His Bite
Darryl: Hey, Park, how's it hangin'? Oh, I forgot, you're Asian. It doesn't hang, does it?
Sally: Darryl, you wouldn't have to live like this if you hadn't told the cops that Park was growing opium.
Dave: Yeah, I think he's a little upset about the cavity search.
Darryl: Hey, maybe they misunderstood me when I said they should poke around in his backyard.
Yvonne: He won't eat, he won't sleep... it's like living with Ally McBeal.
Mr. Park: Expect retaliation... and by that I mean, I'm gonna git you sucka.
Dave: Darryl, why do you need my help to feed a dog?
Darryl: Because he bites and you're slow.
Darryl: Here you go, Rover, here's some Dave for you. He's the other white meat.
Dave: He's dead, Jim.
Darryl: Park is gonna kill me.
Dave: Why? You didn't kill his dog.
Darryl: Since when do they need facts to convict a black man?
Darryl: You set me up like the Lone Ranger sending Tonto into town.
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