Quotes from It Had to Be Jew
Yvonne: Don't you dare light that. These people will disappear faster than Al Gore's ballot's in Florida.
Darryl: Exactly, but it's cheaper than tear gas.
Yvonne: If you don't know what something is, eat it anyway, I don't want to find another matzoh ball in your pocket.
Darryl: This all goes back to the dawn of time, back when the first dude tried to pick up something heavy and said, "Oh, no, let the black guy lift this."
Joe: Why does it always have to be a racial thing with you people?
Darryl: Maybe because people keep referring to us as "you people."
Joe: If you don't like the way we do things here, why don't you just pack up your boots and go home.
Darryl: Oh, you mean back to Africa?
Joe: Africa, Harlem, the WB, whatever.
Darryl: You know, there must not be a lot of people from your temple in that line 'cause everybody knows Jews can't throw like that.
Joe: And why do you say that?
Darryl: Well, let's just say I gotta watch a whole lot of SportsCenter before one of y'all shows up.
Joe: You're right, and I think it's because, the camera, it doesn't pan up to the owner's box that often.
Darryl: Y'know, even when you agree with me you piss me off.
Joe: This is for Urkel.
Darryl: That's not fair, his writers were Jewish.
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