Quotes from Bamboozled
Darryl: Man, I can't believe it. Real-life rednecks. Where are the kids? This is like the Discovery channel only you can touch 'em!
DuWayne: I told her if I can't be number one in your life then number two on you.
Darryl: Stick around, DuWayne, this place is usually one big black McDonalds commercial.
Darryl: That guy makes up for Buckwheat, Flava Flav and anything with a Wayans brother in it.
Yvonne: Hey, honey, how's my form?
Darryl: Well, I only got one pin standing.
Yvonne: Hey, Darlene, aren't you gonna bowl?
Darlene: Oh, I'd have to rent shoes for that, and DuWayne says shoes only lead to runnin' away.
DuWayne: I am here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I am all out of bubble gum.
DuWayne: You're just mad because when your wife is fifty, mine will be eighteen.
DuWayne: We'll just shoot at some can. Y'know, Mexi-Cans, Puerto Ri-Cans...
Darryl: Hold it. Don't go there!
DuWayne: And Afri-Cans.
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