Quotes from It's a Wonderful Wife
Yvonne: Oh, you're a jackass.
Darryl: Well, that would make you Mrs. Jackass.
Dave: You are never gonna figure women out. That's why they invented beer.
Darryl: This is no better than being married to a sister. In it's fact, it's worse, 'cause now I gotta watch "Friends."
Hattie: Yvonne, you're just a little ray of black sunshine.
Darryl: Now get up and go make me a sandwich.
Yvonne: In your dreams.
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