Quotes from Something About Shari
Darryl: Damn, both kids lived through the night.
Michael: I only coughed to get your hopes up.
Yvonne: Shari!
Shari: Yvonnie!
Darryl: Kill me!
Darryl: Shari and Yvonne were raised under the same roof. How could I love one with all my heart and hate the other one with all my guts?
Milsap: I feel the same way about the Wayans brothers!
Sally: It'll be like Charles and Di's wedding except people will have chins.
Darryl: Cheater!
Shari: Dwarf!
Yvonne to Darryl: Your mouth is like Denny's, it never closes.
Shari: Here's your ring. I'm holdin' on to the stone until I'm sure I'm not pregnant.
Sally: Wish I'd thought of that.
Shari: I will smack the black offa you.
Yvonne: I heard some of that.
Darryl: Some of what?
Yvonne: What you said to Shari?
Darryl: I didn't say anything.
Yvonne: Oh, was there another guy in here? Because whoever he is, he's gettin' lucky tonight.
Darryl: I said it, I said every word. And some of 'em I said twice!
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