Quotes from Darryl, Family Counselor


Yvonne: You know what I like about your house, Sally?
Darryl: Same thing I like about Dave in a locker room, he makes mine look bigger.
Dave: Look at the hand, buddy, look at the hands.

Darryl: Say goodbye to your mother-in-law, and tell her I'm sorry I didn't recognize her. I didn't see any flying monkeys around.

Yvonne: What happened to disgracing man kind and all of that?
Darryl: That was before he had eight white men in my kitchen. Everyone knows the limit is five.

Yvonne: Okay, Sydney, let me hear it.
Sydney: We're really gonna miss you, Uncle Dave.
Yvonne: Okay, good. Michael?
Michael: Good riddance, you TV-hogging son of a...
Yvonne: Michael!

Darryl: Everybody might as well sit down 'cause nobody's going anywhere, just like a flight out of Kennedy airport.

Darryl: No need to thank me.
Dave: Thank you?
Darryl: You are welcome.


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