Quotes from Mother's Day


Sydney: Is grandma coming over for Mother's Day?
Darryl: No, for her present I gave her a ticket to San Francisco. Right now she's probably telling some gay guy he's breakin' his momma's heart.

Jermajestey: When your nipples meet your navel, then you're a mother.

Yvonne: They're still here? What good is passing out if you wake up and nothing's changed?


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