Quotes from Titanic 2: Electric Boogaloo


Darryl: You might not want to be that funny this close to the rail.

Shari: I'm gettin' somebody on this boat to oil me up and rub me down, even if I have to pay for it.

Shari to dealer: Excuse me? Are you single?
Darryl to dealer: Wait! Pretend like you gay.
Dealer to Darryl: Pretend? Why do you think you've been winning so many hands?

Darryl: Man, I have created a monster. The only way I'm gonna get to have sex with my wife on this trip is if I cover myself with green felt and let her double-down on me. Hey, that ain't bad!

Darryl: Wait a minute, that's highway robbery!
Manager: Nah, this is a cruise ship, I believe they call it piracy.

Yvonne: I really think I have a gambling problem.
Sally: Do you think you're addicted?
Yvonne: No, I'm really bad at it.


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