Quotes from We Got It Maid
Darryl to Yvonne: Baby, if I had substitute teachers that looked like you, I might have graduated.
Darryl to Michael: Let me tell you something: it is okay to be an idiot... if you learn how to throw a football.
Darryl: Dave, will you please eat over the sink?
Dave: Well, excuse me, Mrs. Butterworth.
Darryl: I'm detecting attitude.
Tia: Oh, good, you're annoying but you're not stupid.
Darryl: I feel like my TV got stuck on Telemundo or something.
Yvonne: Darryl, come on, you gotta work this thing out with Tia.
Darryl: Why, baby? In the time it took you to say that, ten more maids just crossed the border.
Yvonne: Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you.
Darryl: And later on tonight, I wanna be ashamed of you.
Tia to Darryl: You know, if you weren't black you'd be the dumbest red-neck I have ever met.
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