Quotes from In the Bluff
Darryl: You're not looking at the big picture.
Yvonne: What big picture?
Darryl: The one that's gonna be in the magazine.
Dave: I've been thinking about starting a new web site for my business too: DavesExtremeSports.com. Like, muscular women rock-climbing, base-jumpin' bikini babes...
Sally: ...and all of them dreaming of portly fathers whose thighs slap all the way to the Dairy Queen.
Sally: You don't see women sneaking downstairs in the middle of the night to download nudie pictures.
Darryl: That's because if a woman wants to see a guy naked all she gots to do is ask.
Dave: Yeah, sure, but if he has just one hair on his back all of a sudden she stops asking.
Yvonne: Y'all are so nasty.
Tiffany: Girl, he is fine.
Yvonne: He's married.
Tiffany: Who cares? He's got enough money for three divorces.
Darryl: Hey kids, you know what? I want you to wait in the car because there... there's a lot of heavy equipment around here.
Michael: I'll say! Top-heavy.
Yvonne: I want to be on the web site too.
Darryl: Oh Lord, do I hear screaming?
Yvonne: Nope, must just be in your head.
Michael: Our third quarter looked pretty strong. Now, where are the women?
Darryl: Your women are in the milk line where you should be!
Darryl: Get off my couch, you sweaty bastard. Get up!
Darryl: Women are from Venus, and that's why men invented the damn telescope!
Darryl: Hey, baby, uh, did you really think those women were beautiful.
Yvonne: Of course.
Darryl: Is there any particular woman you thought was really beautiful?
Yvonne: Never gonna happen, baby, let it go.
Darryl: Aw, baby, come on, my birthday's comin' up!
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