Quotes from Rage Against the Machine
Darryl: If you gonna throw something at a monkey, make sure you kill it.
Michael: It's math test.
Darryl: Thirty-two? Is this your score or how old you'll be when you finally graduate?
Michael: Dad, you're crushing my already limited self-esteem.
Darryl: Why should we have strangers traipsing through our house just because this man's cockatoo is a ho?
Henry: Remember, you come from a long line of political activists.
Darryl: Yeah, well I come from a long line of rehab wash-outs, too. Somebody had to break that chain.
Darryl: What issues do we have to decide? Which daddy's boy to elect president? One went to Harvard and one went to Yale. Well, I'm just gonna wait for the one that went to a school with a metal detector.
Dave: Did he just tell me to shut my pie-hole?
Henry: Depends on how you eat pie.
Darryl: Hey, Yvonnie, my ears are still ringing. Are the white people fighting? I'd read their lips but they don't have any.
Henry: I was born a Democrat and I'm proud of it.
Darryl: Daddy, you was born broke and black, you didn't have a choice.
Yvonne: Hey, honey, why don't you tell them what you think about gays in the military?
Darryl: Look, if I'm in a war I only want to worry about the dudes in front of me.
Henry: Oh my God, he is a Republican.
Darryl: Would you stop saying that? That's the stupidest thing I've heard since, "Hey, Magic, you oughta have a talk show!" Hey, look, I'm a black man. I cannot race stock cars, I cannot wear flannel and I can not be a Republican.
Darryl: I'm more confused than Anne Heche on a Fresno farm.
Darryl: This year I will rid this great land of those leaf blowers. And next year, I'm getting Dennis Miller's ass off Monday night football.
Michael: He didn't make any sense. He was like Mike Tyson at a press conference.
Darryl: I love the smell of democracy in a morning.
D.L. Hughley: For the record, George Jr. does not like cocaine, he just thinks it smells really really good.
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