Quotes from Darryl's Victory Tour


Yvonne: When did you know Sally was the one?
Dave: Two little words: "I'm late."
Sally: Actually, it was four words: "I'm late. Remember me?"

Michael: You just can't grab some stranger and start kissing them.
Darryl: Oh, you could back in the eighties. You see, son, it was a more innocent time. Y'know, sexual harassment was just business as usual and the only crack you saw was in a plumber's pants.
Michael: Was there ever such a time?
Dave: Yeah, back then homeless people were still called bums.
Sally: Chevy Chase was actually funny.
Yvonne: Shelly Long thought she had a movie career.
Ernest: Soon-Yi was still Woody Allen's daughter.
Michael: Wow.

Yvonne: If I would have known I would've dressed sexier.
Darryl: Dress any sexier and Prince will form a group around you.

Yvonne: It was a simpler time, Sydney.
Sally: Back then a car jack was something you used to fix a flat.
Ernest: Hmm mmm. O.J. ran through airports and not back yards.
Darryl: Hey, and you could hitchhike all the way to Santa Barbara without winding up in a dumpster with your kidney hacked out.
Michael: Wow, sounds like a dream.


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