Quotes from Oh Thank Heaven for Seven-Eleven
Darryl: Of all the women in the world I had to marry the one who's daddy is still alive.
James: This restuarant is so exclusive there's a waiting list just to be ignored.
Darryl: You know what, James? You put the ass in class.
Darryl: Going to a restaurant on Thanksgiving is anti-African American. It's like being quiet in a movie theater.
James: My stomach is killing me.
Darryl: Oh, yeah? How long do you think that will take?
Darryl: Just grab yourself a snack. You know those five star restaurants only give you enough food to piss you off anyway.
James: Man, if they were any whiter they'd be clear.
Michael: I'm thankful for Jennifer Lopez and the pause button on the VCR.
Dave: Me too.
Darryl: I'm thankful it's only our third season, so there's gotta be a thousand cultures I haven't insulted yet. Hey, when are we doin' that show on Eskimos?
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