Quotes from Love or Money
Yvonne: Your friends and your family are starting to treat you like a godfather.
Darryl: That ain't true and you're only saying the 'cause I'm one sixteenth Italian.
Yvonne: No, I'm saying it because the money you gave Jo Jo is sleeping with the fishes.
Michael: Dad, can we have forty dollars for a movie?
Darryl: Forty dollars? Are you seeing a movie or making one?
Darryl: I remember we used to get so cold we took turns rubbing each other with Ben Gay.
Yvonne: Or how about that time we had to eat freezer frost for dinner?
Darryl: Hey, you always told me that was sorbet. Baby, look, you're right, if I don't watch it we're gonna end up right back here.
Yvonne: Aw, honey, don't be silly. I'd leave you long before that.
Yvonne: Well, baby, you did the right thing.
Darryl: Yeah, well, even a clock that don't work is right two times a day.
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