Quotes from Forty Acres and a Fool


Hattie: Yvonne, I will cut you.

Hattie: I am gonna hit you so hard your ancestors will bleed!
Darryl: Momma, don't kill him, I might need one of his kidneys one day.

Milsap: Remember old man Nate?
Darryl: Yeah, he was like the sober uncle I never had.

Sydney: Daddy, can we have a horse?
Michael: Shoot, forget a horse, can we have a llama? Or any other sort of animal that spits when it's mad?
Milsap: Wow, your own vineyard. I'm impressed, man. You could get your own label: Pinot Negro.
Michael: And I shall name my llama, Mr. Fernando Llamas.

Darryl: Papa go bye bye?


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